Damn Dirty Bees
Anyway, I swatted away at the bee, and it ended up, unbeknownest to me, landing right above my adams apple. So I notice something there, and I figure it’s my beard that grows too fast, since I had just shaved that mornign and had been itching all day. So I went to scratch, grabbed a bee, and the bastard stung my neck.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Shit. Ow.
For the next mile of walking.
Damn dirty bees. Today’s lesson? Drive to work.
August 07, 2001 at 11:14 AM
Tha noive!
Just be thankful y'all don't have Lyme Disease-bearing ticks in the Capitol.
August 08, 2001 at 12:40 AM
They do, but they just wear suits.
Cheap shot, I know...