"You're a disappointment too..."

Turns out a cool website I worked for turned into the hard right today after a funny story was posted subjectively commenting on the sick state of American society and it’s obsession wtih celebrity.

Let’s sum up for those of you playing along at home:

Dave Matthews got married, and his wife got pregnant. If you need an explanation, call home and say to your parent(s) “yo yo yo, tell me about the birds and the bees!”

So, nancies.org never posted about this because it was “rumor”. Forget that it was carried in various trade magazines and all over the net. We’re above that. We’re better than that. We don’t comment on rumor because then we look like a fan site. (someone refresh my memory of what nancies.org is supposed to be again?)

So this morning we start getting TONS of emails

“Ohmigoddavematthewshadtwinsandidon’tknowtheirnamesandohmigod?” {breathe!!!!}

So, a news story goes up. One person complains on our boards there. Most people say what is right:

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Just because you buy his albums does not make you friend and or family. The story has since been changed, and I’m ready to throw in the towel on the site. I’m just sick of it being so damn conservative, so fucking predictable all the time. It’s more predictable than Castro crashing (as Ron so eloquently equated to Mariah Carey on unpoetic.nu).

It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear. Send in the clowns.