Baby, you can call me anytime.

You can always contact me by sending me an email. Let me just give you some caveats:

  1. I get a lot of spam, and I hate it. So I have a very agressive spam filter.
  2. I never check the spam folder.

So that being said, you can contact me at and we’ll chat it up.

If I don’t return your call within a reasonable amount of time, well, then you can harass me in a variety of other ways. I have a tendency to read email, agree with it whole-heartedly, and never actually hit reply. The inner monologue thinks that the reply was sent, but the fingers never got the memo.